Rich rich rich poor

 

     Many people dream of being rich oneday and never understand the reality of life. Me myself have never wanted to be rich just happy. Yet the funny thing is all my dreams seem to end up the same way. This is about me dreaming of good times which come along with nothing to die for and then at the last minute I seem to loose everthing and end up back at the starting point of life.

     Many different people have said in the past that my life is paved with gold and if anything goes to be noticed and thats this dream sure tells me I may have a wonderfull life in the future.

     I was walking down the street minding my own business when all of a sudden a breifcase falls of a wall in front of me in Brighton. The case bursts open throwing thousands of pounds worth of bank notes in my face. I decided to do the honorable thing and had it into the police. They said if no one picks it up in 28 days then the money would be mine.

     I never thought anything of it and a month went past. A policeman stopped me and asked me my name so I told him. The officer asked me for addentifacation. So I showed him. This is when my life changed forever or so I thought anyway. £500.000 was in the case. No one had claimed the case so legally the money became mine. Whoever lost it though was looking for it and found out I had it. I was having a ball of course. Doing all the things I had ever dreamed of.

     So men came heavy handed looking for it. They where armed to the teeth with meatclevers, knifes and guns. I had done no wrong and wondered what the hell was going on. I had never ever seen so much money in one hit before and could not understand why people wanted to go to so much bother to steal this money from me which was legally mine.

     One morning all hell broke loose after being at a casino and loosing loads. I was hit in the arm by the blade of a knife. This was not a good start as the people shouted wheres the bloody money. Give it to me now. I wasn't giving up my money for no one since I have never had any before. They beat me up and tied me too some railings. They beat the living daylights out of me. Then one punch landed sweetly right upon my face waking me up in a pool of sweat.

     This put me of wanting money for life yet having a good time and helping others is certianly me. What a dream and I hope the hell it don't come true.



The Hungry Snake

                   What would you do? How would you protect yourself with nothing. If you where out on your own at night. The sky pitch black and the wind as calm as a post. The only thing stiring maybe the odd frightened bird which makes you jump.
                   Everything seems so beautiful at this time of night. When someone takes out one of your earphones yet there is no one there. Now what would you do? Run? Me I just stood there wondering what was going on when a voice spoke to me. "You not scared man". I looked round and could not see no one or anything. The voice spoke again. "I would move if I was you boy before I eat you for loitering you fool". Then it laughed out loud. Whatever I thought as the hairs stood up on the back of my neck. Dander was getting closer but what was it? I really whated to know what was speaking to me.
                   It was unbelievable to see. It was 22' long and at least as thick as my waste. It was the biggest snake I had ever seen. I turned to run but he flicked out his tongue catching my foot and dragging me towards him. "You think your cool but your really a fool. You think you got all it takes to be a man but your really a little rat to me. Hahahhhhahahahahha.
                   Now was actually scared and it was getting worse as I struggled to get free without actually getting there while the beast laughed uncontrolably at my misfortune. This was pissing me off. Yet he was loving ever minute of it. I could feel his teeth bang my feet, drag up my legs with slimery gue covering my body. The father into his mouth I went the stench was making me vomit. He didn't let up one bit and it was getting even darker as he shut his mouth like a door over my body. How was I going to get out? How would you? I started panicing as he swallowed me whole. Then like a switch turnning on I woke up gasping for air with sweat all over my body.

Now what was that all about?

The Exploding Dart

                          Being in a pub having a good time when someone comes up to you wanting a game of darts for a fiver. Gambling not my game but I do like to throw the odd set of arrows now and again. Everything was going sweet as. The darts where hitting their targets and evrything was going my way. Then all of a sudden one dart hits the dart board exploding into flames. Then the numbers on the dart board started coming alive. Dancing in circles like indians on a war dance. What could I do? My opponent wasn't to happy and started going off on one. He went mental punching me to the ground smashing my head onto the bar. All hell broke out and the fight ended up on the streets where everyone seemed to join in. Then someone grabbed a knife from somewhere and stabbed me in the head. This is when I woke up with sweat all over my body.

Now what was that all about?

The Exploding Wallet

                Your walking down the street in the middle of the day. You accidentally drop your wallet. Someone picks it up and hands it to you. You thank them as they walk away. You couldn't make out their even though it took along time to make the reaction. Then all of a sudden the wallet explodes in your face covering you in colourful die. It wasn't a loud bang but powerful enough too spray you. Everyone on the street is laughing at you. Then you awaken wondering what was going on.

Now what was that all about?