500000 Signatures on Petition

     I had a really crazy dream the other night that lead me to creating this petition. It all started with me laying in a doorway in a sleeping bag. Then a piece of paper came floating past saying Petition To Help Dr Geebers The Pebbleman Get A Permanant Spot To Create Live Art On Brighton Beach.

     I looked at it for a moment thinking I haven't set up no petition so what was going on. Then this white cloud turned towards me and changed into a big smiling sun wearing sunglasses. I looked baffled at this stage. Then it spoke to me in a really cool way.

     "You are one of the most coolest artists the UK has ever seen and you deserve better in life my friend. You captured the hearts and souls of millions of people through hard work and sheer determination. You are the beat of many hearts and the inspiration to the masses. Now take head and create this petition and the masses will sign if they believe the way I do that you are truly one of a kind. You have the knowledge and the know how to make everything happen right at your finger tips. I have watched you and followed you as you painstakingly took on a challenge no other artist has ever attempted and succeeded to finish no matter what. So please listen to me my friend you will succeed and will help those less vulnerable in life."
     I could not believe what I was hearing as the cloud simply disappeared like the way it appeared. So I woke up still in my sleeping bag and wrote down what I had to do. Now this is a true story of what occured and now here is a link to that very petition Petition To Help Dr Geebers The Pebbleman Get A Permanent Spot To Create Live Art On Brighton Beach



The Crazy Homeless Zoo

 

     Being a homeless person is a hard thing. Sleeping in doorways is even harder. I had this dream two nights ago as I slept in a doorway on Air Street Brighton.

     I along with many of my homeless mates where invited to The Crazy Zoo. It was a working day trip arranged by myself for some unknown reason.

     The sun was shining with a bright blue sky. The trip down on the minibus was brilliant. Everyone was on good terms and really excited to go here.

     When we got there we had to have a brief with the owners and told not to be scared for nothing will harm us. We knew that animals can hurt sometimes but was not prepared for what we where going to see.

      I walked in with loads of other homeless people from Brighton. We where told to pick up wheel barrows, shovels, pitch forks etc. I was told to take notes on what was happening which I agreed.

      While walking through the yard a big massive snake wriggled up in front of me. He raised himself up high and went for my face stopping short as it opened its mouth letting out a huge screech. I jumped back nearly having a heart attack. Everyone laughed and a few seconds later I laughed also. I must admit I nearly shit myself.

      A few hours later Big Bill was wheeling his wheel barrow across the yard full of manure. The manure raised up in his face and said. "Dam it man can you not do anything right. No much wonder adults are so useless". Bill dropped the wheel barrow instantly and stepped back. I never seen such a big man as scared as he was. What a freaky thing to happen yet I must admit even I had to laugh at this.

      This was absolutely so  crazy to see yet funny as well. Jammie was there also acting the full as usual, trying to be the big man. He was given a pitch fork to go and rotate some soil to plant potatoes and some vegetables. As he was walking to the location his pitch fork kicked him in the shin and ran off on its own. "What the fuck". Jammie shouted. "Hahahaha now whos a fool you little shit catch me if you can turnip head". Shouted the pitch fork in a crazy way sticking his tongue out. "See when I get you, you little shit I will break you in two". Jammie boasted as he chased the pitch fork all over the place.

     What a dream I was having. Yet I decided to hide away for a few moments behind a lorry. Someones legs where showing wearing a really short skirt with no underwear. "Excuse me sweetie you asleep". I asked polightly looking striaght up her skirt. The woman slid out from under the lorry and said no. Her eyes where on her arm and her mouth was her armpit. "Would you like a big kiss honey". She answered back launching herself at me  and with that a gust of wind blew of my sleeping bag wakening me up on Air Street Brighton.

     This was one of the most bazzare dreams I have ever had and still do not really know what it was about.



The street dies in the gutters

       Waking up sweating is one thing, waking up cold is another. Yet waking up to a nightmare that has not happened is very distressing.
        I had been sleeping in the same doorway in Brighton for ages. Trying to piece my live together mixing with lots of homeless dudes.
        I had been drinking heavily the night before and went to sleep as usual not understanding the concepts of what I was seeing in my dream this night.
        All I remember is being in the middle of a field with my trousers around my ankles. I had toilet paper in my hand, when policemen came from everywhere. I started to run and fell over face first on the ground.
        What was going on? I was doing no harm.
        "Your under arrest". I heard a young female voice say as she put handcuffs on me./
        "What you doing to me". I replied in a gentle manner struggling to break free from all the commotion.
        "Look see what you have done you crazy murderer".
        "What?" I replied struggling even more now.
        I looked into a ditch at the side of a road and all I seen was 15 of my homeless pals laying in a ditch with their legs sticking in the air. I won't mention their real names but I have told them about this dream. They had been beaten to death with a frozen cucumber. How ridicules is this.
        I am getting arrested for beating to death my friends on the street.
        I was taken to Brighton police station to be questioned when the police car I am in catches on fire. Instantly the fire got out of control burning my face while the car explodes.
        I aweaken instantly in my sleeping bag where I had went to sleep that night absolutly sweating and freezing at the same time. I still do not know what this means but I must admit it was one heck off a crazy dream to have.

The Hungry Snake

                   What would you do? How would you protect yourself with nothing. If you where out on your own at night. The sky pitch black and the wind as calm as a post. The only thing stiring maybe the odd frightened bird which makes you jump.
                   Everything seems so beautiful at this time of night. When someone takes out one of your earphones yet there is no one there. Now what would you do? Run? Me I just stood there wondering what was going on when a voice spoke to me. "You not scared man". I looked round and could not see no one or anything. The voice spoke again. "I would move if I was you boy before I eat you for loitering you fool". Then it laughed out loud. Whatever I thought as the hairs stood up on the back of my neck. Dander was getting closer but what was it? I really whated to know what was speaking to me.
                   It was unbelievable to see. It was 22' long and at least as thick as my waste. It was the biggest snake I had ever seen. I turned to run but he flicked out his tongue catching my foot and dragging me towards him. "You think your cool but your really a fool. You think you got all it takes to be a man but your really a little rat to me. Hahahhhhahahahahha.
                   Now was actually scared and it was getting worse as I struggled to get free without actually getting there while the beast laughed uncontrolably at my misfortune. This was pissing me off. Yet he was loving ever minute of it. I could feel his teeth bang my feet, drag up my legs with slimery gue covering my body. The father into his mouth I went the stench was making me vomit. He didn't let up one bit and it was getting even darker as he shut his mouth like a door over my body. How was I going to get out? How would you? I started panicing as he swallowed me whole. Then like a switch turnning on I woke up gasping for air with sweat all over my body.

Now what was that all about?

The Exploding Wallet

                Your walking down the street in the middle of the day. You accidentally drop your wallet. Someone picks it up and hands it to you. You thank them as they walk away. You couldn't make out their even though it took along time to make the reaction. Then all of a sudden the wallet explodes in your face covering you in colourful die. It wasn't a loud bang but powerful enough too spray you. Everyone on the street is laughing at you. Then you awaken wondering what was going on.

Now what was that all about?